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NEWS

OH, I ALREADY FUCKING KNOW YOU’VE HEARD ABOUT IT!

BREAKING NEWS?

mel.com proudly presents the

“m2m system” at this year’s “gaebiansta clinic fair” and proudly shocks the populace!

after last week’s MEDIA FRENZY surrounding our new product, (the “m2m system”, for the uninformed (which there are none)) we’ve been bombarded with around, hmmm… ummm… oh yeah…

SEVERAL MILLION STEAMING HOT EMAILS!

about where, when, and most abrundantly WHAT the FUCK is “m2m”

real “newspaper” clipping

Pre-Purchase the

“m2m system”

$250,000

Proudly made in the United States!

gaebiniasta clinic fair, pictured above

critics love it!

murphy boards, sergeant of tech says:

“this shit wild, like god damn, my rod perked up when i saw MALCOM GRIZOLI climb up on stage like a fucking turtle that i love or some shit, but when he announced ‘m2m’ i like, made a reaaaal mess of my self… LOL”